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Geriatric Political Buffoonery: The 2024 Presidential Elections Begin

Geriatric Political Buffoonery: The 2024 Presidential Elections Begin

Joe Biden vs Donald Trump Again?!?

Jesse & Tyrel Ventura
Apr 27, 2023
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Here we go again…

This week Joe Biden finally announced that he will indeed be running for a 2nd term as President of the United States, yes, the race for the White House is now underway. It’s official. The starting pistol for the 2024 U.S. Presidential Election has been fired. Welcome everyone to another round of thought numbing, soul sucking campaign trail slogans, sound bites and stump speeches.

Just when you thought the U.S. political elite couldn’t degrade U.S. citizens anymore then they already have, they bring us Biden vs Trump II. The sequel that no-one hoped for, dreamed of, or even remotely wanted. Well, no-one outside of their sycophantic followers, I suppose. With the United States in the throes of wanting to tear itself apart by seams, can we actually survive a second round of this geriatric political buffoonery?

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