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Grift-A-Mania Is Upon Us

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From Bibles To Music Halls To VP Nominees, The Presidential Campaign Cash Grab Is In Full Swing

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Apr 02, 2024
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Move over Wrestlemania, because this year a bigger carnival has come to town and it features a main event between two combatants that would make even the heeliest of wrestling heels stand back in awe and envy. I’m talking of course about this year’s race for President featuring the likes of Joe Biden and Donald Trump. The epic rematch that NO ONE wanted to see.

Well, no one outside Mar-a-Lago and Snake Mountain.

A recent article in the Guardian points out just how unpopular these two candidates are…

“According to FiveThirtyEight’s polling averages, Biden’s approval rating now stands at 38.1%, and Trump’s rating rests at a nominally stronger 42.6%, meaning both men are disliked by a majority of Americans.”

Unlike, say, the clamor for Roman Reigns versus Cody Rhodes II, no rational U.S. citizen armed with a vote was sitting around in early November of 2020 saying, “Damn, I cannot wait to see Biden vs Trump II!!!” Yet, despite the universal disdain for this rematch, here we sit.

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