The Outrage Machine Is Thirsty

Cancel Culture Isn't Just For Democrats Anymore.

GET WOKE, GO BROKE!

That was the MAGA battle cry heard across the land recently as Republicans took to their social media platforms to shake their collective clenched fists at that most wokiest of woke, left-wing brands… Budweiser? Yes, Budweiser, the beer company. I kid you not.

The 147 year-old brewing giant is now considered the latest of All-American companies and products to supposedly fall victim to the diabolical clutches of diversity and inclusion. Cue the dramatic music. Cue the outraged parents and flabbergasted politicians. Enter the talking heads, shit stirring pundits, and the clickiest of click baiting trolls!!! Strap in and buckle up folks, because the rusted iron lever that controls the Outrage Machine has now been switched on.